The Republic of Elusinian Mysteries is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.738 billion Elusinian Mysteriesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Elusinian Mysteriesian economy, worth 57.5 trillion yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 33,110 yen, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,167 per year while the poor average 1,976, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Elusinian Mysteries's national animal is the raven.

Elusinian Mysteries is ranked 245,726^th in the world and 4,033^rd in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 3 flags saluted per person per day.